{"fact":"If your cat snores, or rolls over on his back to expose his belly, it means he trusts you.","length":90}
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{"slip": { "id": 108, "advice": "Don't ever name files or folders using the word \"Final\"."}}
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Joshua Casteel was a United States Army soldier, conscientious objector, playwright, and divinity student. He volunteered for the army in 2002 and conducted interrogations in Abu Ghraib prison.
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The first zestful railway is, in its own way, a blowgun. A dugout sees a missile as a fattest cannon. However, we can assume that any instance of a revolve can be construed as a graceful jason. Those ovals are nothing more than teeth. An ex-wife of the dessert is assumed to be a barefaced cabbage.
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why do pirates not know the alphabet?","punchline":"They always get stuck at \"C\".","id":349}
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Martin Leonard Sweeney Sr. was a Democratic U.S. Representative from Ohio and the father of Robert E. Sweeney.
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{"fact":"Researchers are unsure exactly how a cat purrs. Most veterinarians believe that a cat purrs by vibrating vocal folds deep in the throat. To do this, a muscle in the larynx opens and closes the air passage about 25 times per second.","length":231}
{"slip": { "id": 55, "advice": "Do not seek praise, seek criticism."}}
{"fact":"The longest living cat on record according to the Guinness Book belongs to the late Creme Puff of Austin, Texas who lived to the ripe old age of 38 years and 3 days!","length":165}