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{"slip": { "id": 213, "advice": "Quality beats quantity."}}
{"slip": { "id": 17, "advice": "Sometimes it's best to ignore other people's advice."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 185, "advice": "You can fail at what you don't want. So you might as well take a chance on doing what you love."}}
{"fact":"Unlike dogs, cats do not have a sweet tooth. Scientists believe this is due to a mutation in a key taste receptor.","length":114}
{"slip": { "id": 138, "advice": "Keep it simple."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 28, "advice": "When you're looking up at birds flying overhead, keep your mouth closed."}}
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